<casual>
[:tag:potty]

[tag]
NPC: Hey there, mister, wanna play a game of tag?
Player: Sorry, kid, as much as I would love to play with you, I've got to head off.
NPC: Maybe we can play some other time!
Player: That would be great.
[:end]


[potty]
NPC: %player%! I'm potty trained now! I'm so excited; imagine all the things I am able to do now!
Choice: cool, Wow, that's awesome, you're like a grown man now!
Choice: mean, Pfft, I was potty trained when I was born. What are you? A girl?
Choice: ladies, Sweet, all the ladies will be running after you now!

[cool]
NPC: I know, right? It's so cool!
[:end]

[mean]
NPC: You're mean! I'm telling mommy on you!
[:end]

[ladies]
NPC: Really?! Wow, cool!
[:end]

<caring>
[:injure]

[injure]
NPC: Are you hurt mister? Mommy said if I, or anyone else were injured, they should go to the nurse. She'll fix anything.
Player: Thanks for the help, boy.  It's always nice to see the next generation with great manners.
[:end]

<critical>
[:weird:mom]

[weird]
NPC: You're dressed weird.  Whats wrong with you?
Choice: nothing, Nothing at all, some people just dress differently.  Everyone is allowed to wear whatever they want.  
Choice: scare, Well, kid, this is what they make people wear that do bad things to question-asking children like you.

[nothing]
NPC: It's still weird.  Just like you.
Player: You ought to have more respect for your elders, kid.
NPC: Whatever!
[:end]

[scare]
NPC: Mommy!
[:end]

[mom]
NPC: My mommy doesn't let me have candy at night.  She's stupid.
Choice: reason, I'm sure your mother has her reasons.
Choice: give, Here, have a piece on me.  Don't tell your mother though.

[reason]
NPC: I guess…
[:end]

[give]
NPC: Thanks, mister!
[:end]
 
<love>
[:girl:stupid]

[girl]
NPC: I pulled Suzy's hair really hard today, and she didn't even say anything.  I don't think she likes me.
Choice: cheerup, Cheer up, buddy, I'm sure she's just playing hard to get.
Choice: maybe, Maybe you could try not pulling her hair and see if that helps.

[cheerup]
NPC: Ya think?  Awesome!
[:end]

[maybe]
NPC: But how else am I supposed to get her attention?
Player: Talk to her?
NPC: Ew, no thanks!
[:end]

[stupid]
NPC: Girls are stupid.  I don't know why grown-ups like them so much.
Player:  Someday you'll understand, and you'll feel the same way we do.
NPC: What?! Gross, I never want to grow up!
[:end]

<happy>
[:birthday]

[birthday]
NPC: I'm so excited.  My birthday is only 43 days away! I can't wait.
NPC: I wonder what I'll get... I wonder what %player% is getting me.
Choice: big, Oh I'll get you the biggest, heaviest present I can find.
Choice: small, Something not too big, but remember… Good things come in small packages.
Choice: nothing, Nothing! Absolutely nothing!!

[big]
NPC: Yay! This is going to be the best birthday ever!
[:end]

[small]
NPC: No, I want the biggest gift you can find! Or I won't be your friend anymore!
[:end]

[nothing]
NPC: You're not my friend anymore! Meany poo!
[:end]

<sad>
[:spank]

[spank]
//Written by Diller.
Player: Are you feeling good %npc%?
NPC: My bum hurts a lot. I was really hungry but mommy said I couldn't have anything so I grabbed a piece of bread when she wasn't looking.
NPC: But she found me and then she spanked my bum really hard. I don't think I'll be able to go toilet anymore.
Choice: fine, Don't worry little guy, time heals everything... almost everything.
Choice: weak, Back in my day, we got spanked every hour of every day. Boys these days are weaklings.
Choice: hurt, Abuse! This should be illegal nowadays, are you injured badly?

[fine]
NPC: Are you sure? My friend said my bottom is red as rudolphs' nose.
Player: Haha, I'm sure you'll be fine.
[:end]

[weak]
NPC: You're mean! I'm not your friend anymore.
[:end]

[hurt]
NPC: Well, my friend said my bottom is red and brown. I'm not sure if he's a liar though.
Player: Haha, well, I'm positive you'll be just fine.
NPC: Are you sure?
Player: Definite.
[:end]

[hurt]
<childish>
[:copy]

[copy]
Player: Hey there, little man.
NPC: Hey there, little man.
Player: Are you copying me?
NPC: Are you copying me?
Choice: end, ...
Choice: dumb, Wow, I'm so stupid 
Choice: rude, Stop being rude! Didn't your mother ever teach you manners?
Choice: ugly, I'm ugly.

[end]
[:end]

[dumb]
NPC: Wow, you're really stupid.
Player: ...
[:end]

[rude]
NPC: Please.... don't tell my mommy! Pleeeeease!
[:end]

[ugly]
NPC: Eew, please don't look this way.  It feels as though your face is melting my eyes.
Player: Did you... just call me ugly?
NPC: No, I said your face is melting my eyes.
Player: Hpmh! You feeling lucky? Well, are ya, punk?
NPC: Not that lucky... why do you ask?
Player: ...
[:end]

<notalk>

<foreigner>
[:hate]

[hate]
//Diller. Edit/throw in bin cause it's bad cause I'm tired.
NPC: Man this place stinks, why did I have to move here? All my friends are gone and these people look weird.
Choice: activities, Oh c'mon %npc%, I'm sure it's not that bad. Just do some activities at school and make friends that way.
Choice: try, If you don't try to make friends, you never will.

[activities]
NPC: I guess I should, but I don't want to do more work!
Player: Well then you'll have to man up.
NPC: Fine then.

[try]
NPC: But... I don't want to, it's embarrassing!
Player: Oh well then, stay lonely.

<junky>
NPC: Wow, this sugar stuff is amazing! Hey, %player%, have you ever tried this stuff? Do you have any? Huh? 
Player: To be honest, you don't need anymore. You're looking a little tubby. 
NPC: Tubby? Nobody calls me tubby! I'll tell my dad and he's gonna kick your butt!
[:end]

<teacher>
[:somuch]

[somuch]
//Captain Grue. Add/change it if you want. Doesn't mind me with this one.
NPC: I know so much, %player%, I bet I know more than you do!
Choice: what, Like what?
Choice: doubt, Ha! Doubt it.
Choice: nofun, You probably do.

[what]
NPC: Well, if you -insert really unknown fact here-
Player: That's, uh... Actually really good for your age. Huh.
NPC: Told 'ya!
[:end]

[doubt]
NPC: Well did you know that -insert other really unknown fact here-
Player: Um... Of course I did!
NPC: Oh...
[:end]

[nofun]
NPC: You're no fun...
[:end]

<aggressive>
[:fight]

[fight]
//Written by Captain Grue
NPC: I can beat you down, easy!
Choice: shock, Woah, kid! What's got you so riled up?
Choice: slow, Slow down, smally. I don't want no fight.
Choice: alright, Alright, you punk! I'll knock your head off!
Choice: league, You may be going a little out of your league here, kid. 

[shock]
NPC: Who cares? I'll fight you!
Player: "OK", then, kid. See you later.
NPC: Hey! You weakling!
[:end]

[slow]
NPC: You weakling, of course you don't!
Player: *sigh*
[:end]

[alright]
NPC: Hey... I wasn't serious! I swear!
Player: You better be... Because next time I won't hesitate.
NPC: OK then, OK!
[:end]

[league]
NPC: You can't scare me!
Player: RAR!
NPC: Ahhh!
[:end]

<busy>
[:generic]

[generic]
//Written by Captain Grue
NPC: Can't you see that I'm totally in the middle of something really really important?!
Player: Um, no.. Sorry...
[:end]