"Mushroom Journal", "Day 1:
     Through prolonged observation of the cow, I believe I know how the mooshroom came to be. The cow is a renowned grazing animal. It eats anything that grows in the ground. With this said, today I observed a cow eating a red mushroom. I got close enough to the cow to attach a tag to its ear so I could distinguish it from the rest. Tomorrow, I will set up a fence for a controlled observation.

Day 2: 
     I awoke to the sound of a strange gargling noise outside of my house this morning. It was the tagged cow from yesterday. I decided to stay up and start on my perimeter. I set up a fence and stations with water and used some spare wood I had to start on a small shack for the cow. I also inspected the cow for any red sprouts today. It didn't have any. Tests will continue tomorrow.

Day 3: 
     Today, I milked the cow and tested it for traces of fungus. It tested positive for small amounts of fungus spores! I am keeping the milk inside to see if any more spores appear. I have to make sure not to drink it by accident, but these results are fantastic. I will check the cow again tomorrow for any change in pigmentation of the skin.

Day 4: 
     I went to inspect the cow's skin today for color change, and when I stepped outside, I saw that the cow had changed from black and white to pink and white! This is an amazing result. A change in skin pigmentation rarely occurs overnight. This has to be a result of the mushroom. Whatever the mushroom was doing, it was also mutating the cow's DNA altogether. There were also small sprouts all over the cow's body. Intrigued to see what happens tomorrow.

Day 5:
     The full on conversion from cow to mooshroom is complete. Red mushrooms were fully sprouted all over its body. My hypothesis was correct. Tests have come to an end. The milk that was tested a couple of days ago has become thick and red, apparently as a result of the fungus spreading. I released the mooshroom today. My next project will involve figuring out what about the red mushroom causes this effect on cows."
