[Intro: Announcer & Republic] [Announcer] Smile for the camera. Stand on the mark. The joke gets better when the room gets dark. [Republic] My makeup cracks beneath the heat. Someone has bolted wheels beneath my feet. [Verse 1] They wheel me out in borrowed blue, Pin thirteen stars where fifty grew. The host misreads my founding lines, The band hits brass on all the signs. A family waits behind a gate; He mocks their names. The laughter’s late. A judge is threatened, clerks are named— The cue card says the crowd’s entertained. [Pre-Chorus] A guardrail cracks. The drummer taps. The red light orders louder claps. The cruelest line receives its cue. The camera turns the joke on you. [Chorus] Play the laugh track for a republic. Cue the grin when the guardrails crack. Make the cruel look bright and public, Then sell the silence back. Play the laugh track, count the claps, While a country disappears between the gaps. [Verse 2] A paper closes, short on loans; The monologue mocks its empty phones. A teacher hides a history page; The crowd applauds the edited age. A worker falls beneath a load; The host attacks the “lazy” code. The sponsor’s logo fills the wall. No one can hear the trapdoor fall. [Chorus] Play the laugh track for a republic. Cue the grin when the guardrails crack. Make the cruel look bright and public, Then sell the silence back. Play the laugh track, count the claps, While a country disappears between the gaps. [Piano Interlude: detuned upright piano, crooked motif, late muted trumpet] [Bridge: Republic] [Republic] I was never pure, and never whole. My laws bore chains; my wealth took toll. Do not defend me as a shrine— Defend the right to change my line. [Breakdown] No punch line now. No painted grin. The trapdoor waits. The boards grow thin. [Final Chorus] Stop the laugh track for the republic. Name the crack before it spreads. Cruelty is neither bright nor comic; It leaves a list of names and beds. Stop the laugh track, stop the claps. Pull the country back from between the gaps. [Outro] The red light dies. No laughter starts. The republic walks, dragging broken parts.